A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”
My boss is still crying.
boy: Its like we finish each others sentences
woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf
this is literally the best post ever
Oh my God. Me every time.
Meet Kikuchiyo the Shiba Inu and her feline friend, Torajiro!