gee0ffislame:

timothydelaghetto:

Okay so earlier I turned my camera on and started talking… this is one came of it.

“Dick Pic Etiquette: How To”

lol 

Proper dick pick ettiquette…

no words can express my love for timothy delaghetto

FINALLY

DONE WITH THIS FUCKING SEMESTER

OMGGGLKSDJGLKAJDFLKJDSF TOTALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS SUMMER OF SHUTTING MYSELF FROM SOCIETY AND PLAYING LEAGUE.

THIS WILL BE THE FIRST SUMMER THAT I’M *NOT* WORKING AS A WAITRESS (SINCE 2009. HOLY MOLY AFTER 4 YEARS).

I HEAR FREEDOM CALLING.

JESUS PRAISE THE LAARRRDDDD

…….until next semester when i’m taking 20 credits, working desk staff job, running Stilettos as president, and filming four weddings in fall. *sigh*

lameborghini:

if u think my text posts are bad now u should see the ones that i don’t even publish

kyoukoros:

i have found beautiful k-on comic

scaredtogrowup:

Good job Maryland, we swear like sailors, but at least we’re polite about it.

(Source: nevver)

(Source: lettersto-savemyself)

amesliberee:

Just because someone is pretty doesn’t mean they’re not depressed

Just because someone has money doesn’t mean they’re not depressed

Just because someone has friends doesn’t mean they’re not depressed

Just because someone has nice family doesn’t mean they’re not depressed

Just because someone someone’s smart doesn’t mean they’re not depressed

Just because someone seems happy doesn’t mean they’re not depressed

(Source: taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah)

kinjitohyama:

One Piece Rap - 4Kids. 

Because even if you didn’t like the dub, their theme was slightly catchy.

procrastinating.

damnnlyssa:

mericanfootball:

This is a valuable lesson

adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not

(Source: pretendplaytime)

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

5.Do you chew on your straws?

nope nopee

2.When did your last hug take place?

About 10 minutes ago when Eric moved out and now i’m stuck at UMBC all by myself ;_____;

1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?

i kinda already have this boyfriend thing

20.Do you secretly like someone?

Nope. I openly love everybody (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧ 

13.Do you believe in love?

what is love?

….baby dun hurt me